“Make me a sandwich!” (recipe included)

Go back to the kitchen and make me a sandwich.”

Ah, the lovely words of man. It is often said that “women belong in the kitchen.” You know, maybe it’s true. Maybe only women are intelligent enough to handle kitchen utensils. Maybe only women are capable of preparing food for themselves. Maybe it is up to women to keep men alive, because men don’t know how to feed themselves.

Mmmm.

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